Monday, October 31, 2011

Trick or Treat

I amazed at the talents in carving pumpkins, Some people are so artistic. Here are 3 Halloween riddles and their answers.

Q. What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch

Q. What's it like to be kissed by a vampire? A. It's a pain in the neck.

Q. Why did the vampire need mouthwash? A. Because he had bat breath.

Now copy and paste the next 3 riddles and answer them

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

68 comments:

nayibm8b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. A sand-witch
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club

AlejandroC8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...their to cheap to own wood.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...A big mac sand-witch.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...Jesus.

MaryLou Quiroz 8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
-Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
-Broom mates !
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
-His fang club.

ShakaraS8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? To keep the ghost in the graveyard.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? The wicked sisters.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? His mom

DariusC8b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

1. So the ghosts will not come out the cemetary and haunt people.
2. Twitches
3. His fangs

chynavann 8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? they keep a fence around so a monster wont get out.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? two witches is called twiches.


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? he gets it from his piano.

JICARA8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...

so the dead people dont come out. and the realpeople dont get in.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...

twitches.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

scary people.
BOOO!!!

ErnestoH8b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A.So people wont dig people up-___-
Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A.You call them roommates
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A.Fangebook

Allan said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. because pepole r diing to get in

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A.?

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. his fang club

maritza e said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A... So they wont steel peoples body.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A... broom mates


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? i dont really know

Toyia Davis ( : said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A... So That the skeletons want get out .

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A... TWITCHES !

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A... His fan club

Reyna :D said...

Now copy and paste the next 3 riddles and answer them
Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

__________________________________

Cementary has to keep a fence around it so people do go in (:
You call them . . . friends (x
Dracula gets his letters from , Ms. Batson ?

jaime n said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...because people are dying to get in
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...twithces
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...fangbook

Kylie 8b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
A...So the zombies dont come out...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...Twitches
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A the letter of the day from sesame street.

Marissa8B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
To ceep the dead from escaping?

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
broom mate

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

sheldon said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...To scare little children ssss
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...twitches
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A... bats

victorb said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...

because they wont steal people

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...

broom mstes

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

fang book

quinton weekly said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

A. So the ghosts don't come out to hunt people
A.Twitches
A.His fang club

quinton weekly said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

A. So the ghosts don't come out to hunt people
A.Twitches
A.His fang club

isaiahh8A said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
because people want to do voodo.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
roomates

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
fang club

NatayshaS:P said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A... To keep the people in the garvy-yard

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A... Friends

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A... God

Angel P 7b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A so it can keep the dead.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A bewitches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A Dragula.

AbigailA. 7B :D said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
so people dont escape ?
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
. . ?
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
his mom . ?

anthony7thb said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?because people are dying to get in


Q. What do you call two witches living together? twiches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? a doombox

Virgiliob7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A.Twitches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club

jacqueline kollman7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people ae dieing to get in.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. Broom mates.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His bats club.

ArteciaH 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? So the creepy people would not get out.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? Twitches.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? His mind.

Alanna7b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? it keeps a fence because the bodies will try to get out!:(


Q. What do you call two witches living together? The twitches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? His mom

@ndrewm7b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
A. becuase people are dying to get in.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
A. Broom-mates.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
A. His fang club.

itzel 7b :D said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
-People are dying to get in.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
-Broom mates

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
-His fang club

Biance J7b said...

Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
Answer because people are dying to get in


Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A broom mates


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
A...
his fang club

gabrielag7b said...

. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? Because dead are dying to get out


Q. What do you call two witches living together? you call them twiches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? His blood fan club

LisetteM 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. So no ghost gets out.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A.Twitches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His friend the count.

chris 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? To keep the dead in.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? a witch fest


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? from the blood he drinks.

HollieB 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? So zombies don't get out.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? Sisters


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? The vampire on sesame street.

stephaniel7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Because peole are dying to get out.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
A double witch.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
His fang club.

JoseCh7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? so that way the dead people wont get out.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? I call it the twin sisters.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? He got it from spongebob.

JoseCh7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? so that way the dead people wont get out.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? I call it the twin sisters.

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? He got it from spongebob.

ArmaniH 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
1.Because people are dying to get in.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
2.A sandwitch
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
3.his fang club

tatistewart 7b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?

ladaysiablalock7b said...

Q. Now copy and paste the next 3 riddles and answer them

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...

Q. What do you call two witches living together? two sandwiches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?Dracula gets her letters From dracula store.

Julio O 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. A sand-witch


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club

Julio O 7B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. Because people are dying to get in


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. A sand-witch


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A. His fang club

bernardo :) said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...zobies might come out


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...twiches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
the devil

SydnieS6b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...Cause people die to get in and act funny


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...to-witches


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...from the van-ghost

Kevon J . said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? to keep the zombies out .

Q. What do you call two witches living together? twitches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? His big water head .

Autumn k. 6b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...so they can lock the gates so no one gets in at night


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...you call two witchs living to gether a couple i think


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...he gets letters from his wife just like he did in the movie.

madison b. 6A said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...

So nobody can leave

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...

Witch Hood

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

Dracula mail box

Anthony B 6B said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

.1 so the zombies dont get candy

.2 double the ugly

.3 warewolf

KEENEND. 6$$$ said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? SO ZOMBIES WILL NOT COME OUT.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? TWICHES


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?HIS MOM

ALEXI$ Scooby said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

A:PEOPLE ARE DYING TO GET IN

A:SAND~WITCH

A:HIS OWN FANG CLUB
OR FANGBOOK.COM
(;

ana$anchez6b said...

around it? A.For it won`t be so scary.
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A.A sand which
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A.His idon`t know.

Anonymous said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A fence keeps in truders from trespassing.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A demon goul


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A count

VeronicaA XD said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...to keep the ghosts

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...sand witch

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A... alucard

javier fuentes 6b said...

Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
because they dont want people to steal dead people

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
zombie partners


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
people who want to be bitten

Jasmine6b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?A.The cementary has to keep a fence around it so the dead doesnt escape.


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A.Scream mates


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A.Bella

oscar@!# said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? so zombies can not go to party in the night


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...a hunted house


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? batman

abelm10 6b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...


Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
1.so the zombies cant come out
and so no vampiers come out
and tacoz. 2.you call them twiches. 3.his fangs

amalia lara 6 said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
so they wont bother people that passedaway.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
twiches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
is fan club.

amalia lara 6 said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
so they wont bother people that passedaway.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
twiches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
is fan club.

Raul martinez 6b said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...

A Cemetery has fence around it because for dead people dont come out.

You call a witch living with another witch a couple.

Dracula gets letter from favorite fan club.

devan likar :} said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
A.people are dieing to get inn

Q. What do you call two witches living together?
A.sand witches

Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?
a. a fang clulb .

cameronb said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
Dracula gets letters from his ex-girlfriend.

Jorge G 6B said...

Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...Cause they dont make a dying escape.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...witch sisters


Q. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...
His fangfamily.

daniel g said...

Q. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A...
Because to keep the died.

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...
A witch roommates

Q. Who does Dracula get letters
from? A...frank

isaiah minton said...

why does a cemetery have to keep a
fence around it? so the living dead
won't feast. what do you call two
witches living together.who does dracula get his mail from ? the grave

Taje$$$ said...

Q.. Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it? A. So Dracula doesnt get bloody thoughts

Q. What do you call two witches living together? A...Snitches.

. Who does Dracula get letters from? A...His mom

haylee sissman 6A said...

Why does a cemetery have to keep a fence around it?
Q. What do you call two witches living together? A. A
Q. Who does Dracula get letters from?

to keep people out when close.
a big mac sand-witch.
from his fang club

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