Welcome to Dirksen Junior High's Literacy Lab. You will be expected to post on blog every day you are in class. Please remember that your blog can be viewed by not only myself, but your classmates. Everything here should be school appropriate.
Welcome to Dirksen Junior High's Literacy Lab. You will be expected to post on blog every day you are in class. Please remember that your blog can be viewed by not only myself, but your classmates. Everything here should be school appropriate.
Tuesday, April 2, 2013
Jokes
Yesterday was April Fools Day. Think today of the best April Fools joke you can remember. The best one I did, to my own 3 kids, was I made onion & paper sandwiches. They opened them up at school the bread was normal but inside was gross. They yelled "Mom this is awlful!"
The best Aprils Fool joke I heard is...
The best april fools prank i have seen was when my friend had put a nail on his mom chair, even though she never sat on it it was funny.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fool prank i recall is when my mom promised me a brand new basketball for christmas , but when i unwrapped the present it was just loads of socks !
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools joke I did was when I put plastice wrap on my sisters toothbrush. When she went to brush her teeth, the plastic wrap got stuck in her braces. It was kind of lame, but I'm not clever when it comes to pranks.
ReplyDeleteI never really did a April fools joke to anyone but one time my teacher told us that we had a ton of homework but then she said April fools.
ReplyDeleteI've never really did a April Fools joke but the best one I've seen was when my brother replaced the lemonade with lemon juice.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke I've seen was when I was 11 my cousin put super glue on my drink so when I picked it and couldnt put it down.
ReplyDeleteThe best Aprils fool jokes I heard is when girl tell her mom that she pregnant.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank was when, there was a piñata and people were trying to break it open. And when it opened there wasn't no candy inside.
ReplyDeleteThe only april fools joke i remember doing, was when my cousin was desperate for her boyfriend to call her and i told her "your boyfriend is calling" and she got really excited and i told her "April fools" So yea. Thats it.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke that i saw was when my mom was pregnant and my sister my mom and I pretended like she fell down the stairs so my stepdad would react scared.
ReplyDeleteMy best april fools prank was when it tpede my naver huose and car then i tide his door shut with fishing streing. And he was mad but he got over it and he das not like when poeple tuch his handa.
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools joke I have heard was when my sister and her friends from work taped everything in their bosses office while he was gone for vacation.
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools prank I did was mixing mustard and ketchup to my friend's Dr. Pepper drink while he went to the bathroom.
ReplyDeleteThe most funniet joke I have for april fools was that when my cousin was going to propose to his girlfriend i grab the box with the ring and swith the ring for a fake bloody finger with a ring and when that girlfrined saw it she yelled.
ReplyDeletethe est april fools joke i did was tell my sister that i woke her baby so that she had to walk all the way up the stairs.
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools joke I've ever heard of was when my friend pulled a prank on his girlfriend. He went on facebook and we started talking about his "other girlfriend" and about 5 mins into the conversation, he wrote April fools! and when his real girlfriend went on to check his facebook she saw that and then saw the april fools messege. It was pretty funny.
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools joke I can remimber is yesterday.When my brother took my dads keys and hid them.Then took all his left shoes.then put tooth past on his face while he was sleep and tickeled his noise.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke was when my uncle pranked my sister and put big black rat on her bed and told her that there was a gift for her and when got to her room she saw the rat on her bed and yelled.
ReplyDeletethe best april fool prank is wheni left my phone in the car and my mom said she droped it but she dident
ReplyDeleteI never fall on jokes on april fools day becuse i know people going to lie so i dont belive them
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank i did was put a balloons under the part of the couch that my mom always sit on.
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fool's prank I've heard was giving your friend a lottery ticket that showed that they had won the prize but it turns out to be fake.
ReplyDeleteThe best Aprils Fool joke I heard is...
ReplyDeleteSomeone asking someone out and then saying april fools xD
the best april fools prank i pulled was that........i had taped down the hand held dish washer and my dad went to go turn the knob on the faucet and he got sprayed with water and he had gotten mad and it was halarious!
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank I've ever done was when I put seram rap on our bathroom toilet and let my brother and step dad go to the bathroom c:
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank i heared is when my autie told my other autie boyfriend that she sold his dog in he got furious
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke I have done is give my parents a fake lottery ticket and watch them look at the back and it says get your reward from santa.
ReplyDeleteThe best Aprils Fool prank is on a youtube my friend Denise sent me and it was a guys that was acting as a ghost in his car because he camoflauged with his car seats and he was driving through drive-throughs at fast food places. It was funnier than it sounds!
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools joke I ever heard was when my sister came home late and my dad and mom drove her car to a store and then woke up my sister and told her that her car was stolen and she got all scared and freaked out.
ReplyDeleteBest April Fools Prank I've Heard Was When They Moved The Guys Stuff All Outside And Left Him Like That For 1 Day
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools Day joke I seen was wetting the cadboard part of toilet paper and ripping it up and forming it together to look like poop
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke i heard was that my mom told me she was going to buy me a iphone and she told me april fools...........
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank i have seen is my sister pranked us by slaming pies in our faces when we where a sleep
ReplyDeleteThe best Aprils Fool joke I heard is when my cousin got a new ipad on April fools and it was a mirror with a sticker on it.
ReplyDeleteok every body ask you a qestion about peat amnd repeat now when your not paying atention you will say this forever so it goes like this peat and repeat walks down the street peat leaves who`s left then the person says repeat it repeat it and it goes on funnny right NOOO!
ReplyDeleteThe best Aprils Fool joke I heard is that me and my sister one year we like all lefted the house and when my brother woke up he was home alone all scared and everything it was funny. Today I heard a prank that someones dad said we are going out of state so you will be missing school. The girl was like "okay" and everything. So the dad wrote a letter to the teacher and everything. The dad said he folder it the wrong way so the girl folded it the right way and it said April Fools on it. I laughed.
ReplyDeleteI dont see a lot of jokes but i like the one with the fake lottery ticket.
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools joke i ever pulledput a fake mouse in a box of cereal the next morning my mom poured my little brother some cereal.
ReplyDeleteThe april fools prank that I want to do is say to my mom i got suspended and owe $5000 in property damage.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke i pulled was.I got my brother a oreo and replaced the cream with toothpaste. When he bit into it I yelled april fools
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools prank is that I put a fake mice in my mom's room on her pillow and she walk in and saw the mice and scream and had to get me to get it then i screamed out April Fool!
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke I heard was someone sending people love notes togive people hopes up.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke i did was when i got four packs of gum and chewed all of it and made a big ball and put it under my moms car wheel she got so mad the wheel was all blueish.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank i have see was when my dad said he was taking me to the park,but when we passed the park we started to go to the mall then when we passed the mall my dad said april fools and took me back home.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke I seen was when one one of my cousin tolde her mom she was pregnet.Her mom was mad but then my cousin said april fools,
ReplyDeleteThe besy April Fool joke I have ever played on someone that i could remember was, standing on a dark wall and ready to pop-out and scare someone.
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools joke I heard was.....someone pretending to break up with there boyfirend/girlfirend.
ReplyDeleteThe best joke I pulled was when i said that my family died and that I was alone. everybody stared at me and I said that I had a uncle and his was APRIL FOOLS.
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools joke I've heard is when my sister and I put plastic wrap on my sister's toothbrush. So when she went to brush her teeth it felt weird and she couldn't brush her teeth.
ReplyDeleteOn april fool i scared mom so she thow up
ReplyDeletethe best one i did was make someone jump off thir roof and throw a deck
ReplyDeleteThe best April fools prank or joke that i ever did is to put plastic wrapp on the door so when you open it you hit the plastic and bounce back. I did this because my uncle always uses all of the hotwater and soap then takes a long tim
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke I made was when i told my brother to go outside because natt robinson was coming to sign his basketball. It was my best day ever.
ReplyDeletefrancis is dumb
ReplyDeleteThe best april fouls joke iv seen is to twins that tricked their teachers that 1 is the other and the other is 1 not the best joke booorring
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank I did was when my friend went to the bathroom and den i took his straw out from his drink and put ketchup on it and his soda look and tasted all nasty
ReplyDeleteI watched a video on Youtube that was a good joke. This guy to the third hottiest sause in the world and put it in susi ( he wore gloves because it can't make skin contact). He gave it to him girlfriend and she ate four of them. Her face was red and she started crying and grabbing her mouth. I thought that was pretty funny how the guy started to feel bad for her when she was screaming that it was hot. That was the best prank I saw.
ReplyDeleteThe best "April Fools" Joke I ever did Was. When I Put a Fake virus popup on my Dad's Computer so when he went on internet Explorer A message popped up that said "WARNING Virus Detected On System"
ReplyDeleteOne april fools joke i seen is these people triked these people to think that one office was another office so people press the button to go to floor #6 and the people made it look like a diffrent floor.Some poeple got the joke some did not.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank was when, my cousin had put a fake snake on the slide walk and then she picked it up with a stick then she chased us around the hole yard.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fool prank i have ever saw was when my ant gave my uncle some hair gel.But when he put in on it was really glue.It was really funny.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fool prank I have seen was when my sister said she was pregnant
ReplyDeleteI unscrewed my cusin's chair and he sat on it a broke the chair
ReplyDeleteThe best April Fools joke I did was telling my cousin that I had spider mans number and called it and it was my number and I said April Fools.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools prank I ever pulled was i bought a fake lizared and my mom was doing my sister hair and I said mom look what I found in the basement and I took out the lizared and she started screaming.
ReplyDeleteThe best april fools joke is when I tried to get my house and the door was locked and I was getting chased by A grown up then I d out it was found out it was one of my dads friends
ReplyDeleteMy best April Fools joke was telling my sisters Thats A weird place to put A piano they checked out the window & they've been fooled.
ReplyDeleteMy big brother is the best because she buys me everything I ask for. He is caring because he cares alot about me. He likes to plat sports he loves to play soccer. He always says he likes me better than my other sisters he is the best brother because he is my only brother.
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